[The camera clicks on to an inner city river view completely devoid of people. It does, however, come with a cinematic voiceover.]

I actually grew up a bit further north, in Parkville.


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Right.

This here is a map of Australia. Some of you haven't heard of it, some of you think it featured in The Sound of Music. No. Australia's where real men come from. It's where I come from.

Take a look. Long and hard.


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